May the Best Dog Win!/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the K9.5 episode, "May the Best Dog Win!"

Transcript
(Theme song)

Ella (looking in mirror): I can't tell you how surprised I am to be elected music president. Words cannot describe the honor and privilege I feel at this moment. Well guys, do I sound too cocky?

Gershwyn: Oh no, Ella. You're dripping with sincerity.

Maxine: But Ella, the election's not until next week. Are you sure you'll win?

Ella: Are you kidding? I'll check all the issues. (looks at her poster) Everyone loves me, and I'm just oozing with leadership.

Gershwyn: And no one's running against you.

Ella: I like my pose.

(At the studio)

Ella: Now Kitty, I know it's tough working here, but you'll help out.

Kitty: Easy for you to say, everyone knows you.

Ella: Well, you don't get popular sitting around.

Gershwyn: Yeah, you got to take the full force.

Riff: Circulate! Think big!

Kitty: Think big?

Theo: The bigger, the better.

(The scene changes to Kitty running down the hall and Skip goes after her)

Skip: Slow down, Kitty! What's gotten into you?

Kitty: I'd like to run for music president?

Skip: Music president?

Kitty: And after I'm elected, we're gonna have a really big victory party! Oh, think of how I'll be so popular! I really just can't wait!

Skip: But you don't know anything about the music or any issues...

Kitty: Don't be so fussy, Skip. Elections are simply popularity contests. Let's see, we can first do the campaign rally tomorrow.

(The next day)