Riff/Quotes

The following are a list of quotes said by Riff.

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 * "My real name is James Harrison Richards III, but all my friends just call me Riff. I play lead guitar. My guitar, I call it Rover, it's pretty good, but I'm saving up for a new one that's really incredible!"
 * "Maxine plays lots of cool instruments, like bongo drums, snare drums, conga drums, maracas, tambourines, triangles, wow, castanets, xylophones, and cymbals! Wow-how! Ha ha!
 * "Yeah, it really left a lot of poodles on the ground! Ha ha ha ha!"
 * "Hey, Gershwyn, what do you call a waiter in a restaurant who just served King Midas?"
 * "There are lots of great websites on most computers that are set up on all sorts of places! Every website has a homepage! That's the first page you see when you get to the site!"
 * "The internet is a bunch of computers around the world that are linked together by telephone and cable lines! It even includes your computer when you connect it! Cool, huh?"
 * "Wow! We can go to Central Bark, Rottweiler Center, Grand Center Station, Bark Avenue, we can even ride the Barkway! Ha ha!"
 * "Okay guys, I need everyone to get ready for our big photo shoot! We need lots of pictures, yeah, lots of pictures! You know, the publicity shots, CD covers, concert posters, magazines, you name it!"
 * "Ooh, ooh, did you know that penguins live there? Just think of the pictures I could take!"